A country-club invitation works out nicely for everyone but Dana, who could club Frank over his hayseed ways.

Carol gives Frank flying lessons for his 40th birthday, and he gets a crash course when the instructor turns suicidal.

Carol and Karen enter a beauty pageant at Frank’s Mallard Lodge, but can’t cope with the judges’ foul behavior.

While discussing families on TV, the Lamberts and Fosters are told to forget the cameras and just be themselves–and unfortunately they do.

J.T. “borrows” Carol’s car for a date, and someone “borrows” it from him; Penny dates a mortician who likes to talk shop at dinner.

Frank and Carol plan a weekend at a quiet retreat while Dana minds the kids at home. Is that how it works? No.

Frank’s kids are eager to compete in the rowdy Family Games–and Carol’s are happy to let them.

Frank and Carol aren’t clowning around when they retie the knot–at Brendan’s birthday party.

The family dog-sits a Saint Bernard that keeps Frank away from Carol, and terrorizes Mark.

Carol finally goes into labor. Frank rushes everyone to the hospital while Cody is taping everything on videotape. Carol had decided to have the baby without any anesthetic, but every…

Everyone begins to help Carol so she will not be stressed out too much and harm the baby. Carol, however, is so fussy about how they help that she drives…

Carol and Frank go on a romantic getaway, but Carol can think of nothing but the baby. Mark meets a girl, but is surprised by her appearance.