Mark is doing the homework for a bully named Max; what’s worse, Max is short for Maxine.

J.T. and Cody are dragged into replacing two of the four flu-stricken members of Al’s all-girl rock band.

Carol returns to college as a student, but she’s also a committed mother, wife, and beautician, and soon everyone’s ready to be committed.

A country-club invitation works out nicely for everyone but Dana, who could club Frank over his hayseed ways.

Frank’s dad, a widower, has a girlfriend who’s a lot like Frank’s mom–except she’s a stripper.

Carol gives Frank flying lessons for his 40th birthday, and he gets a crash course when the instructor turns suicidal.

Carol and Karen enter a beauty pageant at Frank’s Mallard Lodge, but can’t cope with the judges’ foul behavior.

Frank and Carol plan a weekend at a quiet retreat while Dana minds the kids at home. Is that how it works? No.

Dana passes her driving test with flying colors, but Frank flunks his.

Brendan feels responsible for a crackdown on family spending after he loses a rented video.

A visit by Frank’s boorish bud sends Carol into orbit; Cody becomes attached to a live holiday turkey he won in a raffle.

Frank goes out on a limb–a tree limb–to keep an eye on Dana and her date, a teenage make-out artist known as Mike the Mover.

It’s J.T. vs. Dana for student-body president, pitting schmo against smarty–and Frank against Carol.

J.T. is mystified: Cody’s still a virgin; and he plans to stay that way for the “dudette of his dreams.”

To outdo the “superdad” of Al’s friend, Frank enters a Human Fly contest in which he has to bounce off a trampoline and stick to a wall.

J.T. and Cody team for “J.T.’s World” on TV, but when a guest bats her eyes at Cody, J.T. gives him the boot.

The family dog-sits a Saint Bernard that keeps Frank away from Carol, and terrorizes Mark.

As assistant manager of the 50’s Cafe, Dana runs the ship like Capt. Queeg–and drives the help to mutiny.

Karen’s modeling job rouses the mother hen in Carol; the flu hits at home, testing the nurse in Frank.

Dana is beside herself when Cody outscores her on the SATs; the kids help themselves to Frank’s clothes.

Frank teaching Shakespeare? ‘Twould indeed be nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.